Yoda offended Wisdom

Yoda offended WisdomAfter 900 years have you lived, grumpy you will get. Appx 5x7 Dimensions are approximate. We can measure but it takes time away from raiding and pillaging. Also stain colors and finish can vary. It you want a specific stain we dont really offer thatbut you can specify reddish (varies between Cabernet red to bruise purple) medium brown (more of a chocolatey brown) light brown (somewhat of a tan) maple (more of an orangey than reddish brown) gray (like

Appx 5 inch

Perhaps if you put a lock on it

If you want a specific tone

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With a movie crafted by the brilliant minds of Monty Python

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It also has a quote from the legendary film

Approx 6 x 6

you hobbit fan

Better lock your door Five

If Optimus Prime is your commander