Patriarch's Bidding [Onslaught] Nemesis

Patriarch's Bidding [Onslaught] NemesisSet: Onslaught Type: Sorcery Rarity: Rare Cost: {3}{B}{B} Each player chooses a creature type. Each player returns all creature cards of a type chosen this way from their graveyard to the battlefield. "Family plots are so convenient." Cabal Patriarch

Attach Scythe of the Wretched to that creature

Set: Judge Gift Cards 2011 Type: Creature — Human Wizard Rarity: Rare Cost: {1}{B} At the beginning of your upkeep

Molasses comes to mind

Set: Iconic Masters Type: Artifact Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {2} Whenever an opponent loses life

reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand

Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token

Tap that creature as it phases in this way

And yea he doth spake: "Let there be Magic

Everflowing Chalice enters the battlefield with a charge counter on it for each time it was kicked

Everybody knows that to ward off trouble

Set: Alpha Edition Type: Creature — Skeleton Rarity: Common Cost: {1}{B} {B}: Regenerate Drudge Skeletons

you may reveal your hand and put all land cards from it onto the battlefield