Griswold's Pine Tree Farm Hoodie Thanksgiving

Griswold's Pine Tree Farm Hoodie ThanksgivingYou drove forty five minutes past three perfectly fine tree lots because you need the "experience." The experience is your family not speaking to each other on the ride home. Merry Christmas. The Details: Green vintage truck hauling a fresh cut tree with red text reading "GRISWOLDS PINE TREE FARM," surrounded by pine trees and an established date in rustic ink. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex fit with a double lined hood and color matched

Artwork in black and orange vintage style

and pink flowers

Large white serif text reading "HO" with a superscript "3" (HO cubed) in clean white ink

It’s December 14th

Keep your oars clean and your mind out of the gutter

You need something that looks like it was arranged by a Victorian widow who talks to her plants and means it

You give people second chances the way a cat gives a mouse a head start

You went full mathematical proof on the holiday greeting

White western-style text reads "IT AIN’T GONNA LICK ITSELF" below a vintage cowgirl in a white hat

You know exactly which one you are and you’re not being modest about it

White arched retro text reading "sweet as" above a detailed illustration of an orange pumpkin pie slice with a golden crust and a white whipped cream dollop on top

A sign at the bottom reads "5¢" and "Tips Welcome