A Tidy Beaver Gets More Wood Comfort Colors Tank Top Size:XS A donkey wearing jingle bells

A donkey wearing jingle bells and a Santa hat in red and green ink with text reading "HALF ASS JINGLER

nothing else matters

You just ignore it

wearing a cowboy hat

apologized

A Tidy Beaver Gets More Wood Comfort Colors Tank Top Size:XS A donkey wearing jingle bellsConsider this your official Friendly PSA: a tidy beaver gets more wood. It's just science. Whether you're into forestry, innuendo, or both, this shirt speaks the truth. No further explanation needed. The Details: Features a vintage style golden yellow illustration of a cheerful cartoon beaver giving a thumbs up while perched on a log, surrounded by pine trees and a small bird in flight. Includes a "Friendly PSA" banner and the phrase "A Tidy Beaver