Sweet As Pumpkin Pie Sweatshirt Tee

Sweet As Pumpkin Pie Sweatshirt TeePeople call you sweet and you let them believe it. Because the alternative is explaining that your personality is 40% sarcasm, 30% caffeine, and 30% barely contained chaos held together by a cute outfit. Let them have the pie version. Its easier for everyone. The Details: White arched retro text reading "sweet as" above a detailed illustration of an orange pumpkin pie slice with a golden crust and a white whipped cream dollop on top. Artwork in white,

Black distressed bold serif text reading "BETTER LUCK" with "NEXT TIME" beneath it

" All white vintage mystic artwork

Other girls have a skincare routine

Includes "fig

No questions asked

" A blonde pin-up woman in a black bat-wing cape and witch hat posed against an orange moon circle

She didn’t specify how much

You have rattlesnake energy and zero patience for either

and the complete inability to sit still when steel guitar hits

Lean into it

Golden yellow and brown ink design featuring "Bang Bang" in large distressed western block letters with a desert silhouette background

You scheduled it in your planner three days ago